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Mooses with Bazookas Audiobook Download

Mooses with Bazookas Audiobook Download

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About Mooses with Bazookas: And Other Stories Children Should Never Read 

Mooses with Bazookas: And Other Stories Children Should Never Read is a fun collection of stories. It’s exactly like The Count of Monte Cristo apart from the many differences. Our lawyers have instructed us to warn you that reading it may directly cause you to come down with every single disease you are worried about contracting. On the plus side, our nation’s beloved and heroic critics have had their say.

FANTASTIC is not a word that comes to mind.” ―Beth Hinkle, author of Elite Prose

“ASTOUNDING problems at the sentence level and beyond.” ―Dr. Roger Johns, Ph. D.

S. D. SMITH IS in dire need of A GENIUS editor.” ―Art Simonson, Inner Ring Magazine

“This author had nothing MUCH BETTER to do THAN destroy the language of DICKENS, SHAKESPEARE, AUSTEN!” ―Yammy Tork, Good Lit Guild

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What on earth is this? A novel? A picture book? A crime?

  • It was clever, funny, and intentionally off the wall. Lots of self-aware humor/dad jokes/puns. I found myself laugh/crying so many times by the sheer silliness of the stories.

    Joseph

  • Mooses with Bazookas is really different and just what we've been looking for! I can't wait to start this book with my grandsons...It reminded me of silly stories that my dad would make up when we were on vacation. I loved the quirky humor. S.D. Smith is an amazing author and I love this new book!

    Emalie

  • Five Stars! One for every kid who laughed the whole time.

    Sarah

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The excellent audiobook features BONUS MATERIAL not in the print edition and an incredible cast of performers. You probably recognize Sarah Mackenzie from Read-Aloud Revival fame or Hollywood funnyman Rob Riggle from The Office etc., or Joel Clarkson as the beloved narrator for The Green Ember Series, or Andy Harvey from stages across America. The author himself joins in and his wife, Gina Smith, performs a sweet story called Rocket and Elsie and Rocket.

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"Our whole family laughed out loud reading this. Perfect for age 8-13, but even younger and older will enjoy. So many hysterical plays on words and we still bring them up in jokes as a family. Fun stories, fun family read. I will be gifting this book for others for sure!" -Diana

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About S. D. Smith

S. D. SMITH has been called “America’s aft-most wordsmith” and is the award-losing author of more than ten books and less than thirty-seven books. He is half-man, half-rabbit, and half-mathematician. He lives in West Virginia with his wife and four children, because it would be kinda weird to live with some other family and super weird not to live in West Virginia.

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Vintage adventure. Moral imagination. Classic virtue.
Finally, stories we all love. Just one more chapter, please!